Funny Medical Jokes
- A new miracle doctor (Rating: 4.00) A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the ...Read More
- Circumcision (Rating: 4.00) Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?"
The other says, "C ...Read More
- Crazy Patients (Rating: 1.00) A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.
He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending ...Read More
- Labour Pains (Rating: 0.00) A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transf ...Read More
- Mental Release (Rating: 0.00) A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.
The head ...Read More
- Do You Have The Time (Rating: 3.00) A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell i ...Read More
- Negotiations (Rating: 4.00) Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe ...Read More
- Migraine Cure (Rating: 0.00) A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient ...Read More
- The Faith Healer (Rating: 0.00)
Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," ...Read More
- Mix Up at the Hospital (Rating: 5.00) This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change.
All of the doctors and nurses had ...Read More
- All Out of Anaesthetic (Rating: 0.00) A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled.
He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her ...Read More
- Need Samples (Rating: 3.00) An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I n ...Read More
- Give it to me Straight Doctor (Rating: 5.00) ...Read More
- You Need a Prescription (Rating: 0.00) A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband."
"I can ...Read More
- Overheard At The Hospital (Rating: 3.00)
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What ...Read More
- Patient with no Patience (Rating: 4.12) A WOMAN, CALLING A LOCAL HOSPITAL,
SAID, "HELLO, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO THE PERSON WHO GIVES THE INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR PATIENTS.
I'D LIKE TO FIN ...Read More
- Cough cure (Rating: 3.20) John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.
Bob, the owner, had abo ...Read More