Funny People Jokes
- Advantages Of Being A Woman (Rating: 4.50) Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and a ...Read More
- Ten Fat Cows (Rating: 4.00) Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party! ...Read More
- The First Class Airline Agent (Rating: 5.00) During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenien ...Read More
- Banker Joke (Rating: 5.00) A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank and says she wants to open a savings account. The account person asks her how much she would like ...Read More
- Baked Beans (Rating: 5.00) Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively ...Read More
- Hard of Hearing (Rating: 3.00) Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it? 'No,' the second man repl ...Read More
- Sherlock Holmes and Watson (Rating: 5.00) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
'Watso ...Read More
- Misunderstanding (Rating: 1.00) Paula, a mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter Janet's plane to land. Janet had just come back from abroad trying to find adventure during her ga ...Read More
- He Loves his Mother-in Law (Rating: 5.00) Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the h ...Read More
- Happy Little Old Man (Rating: 4.00) A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret fo ...Read More
- One legged man (Rating: 1.00) you know what you call a one legged man?
answer::: pop cicle ...Read More
- Hooters (Rating: 2.24) If big boobed women work at hooters where do one legged women work?
IHOP ...Read More
- Go give us a donation (Rating: 3.00) Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.
He said "It's Mic ...Read More
- Cat on the roof (Rating: 4.07) A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat u ...Read More
- Hunting in the jungle (Rating: 3.75) Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed. They were the only people who survived. They decided that starting the next morning ...Read More