Funny People Jokes
- Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and a ...Read More
- Ten Fat Cows Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party! ...Read More
- The First Class Airline Agent During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenien ...Read More
- Banker Joke A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank and says she wants to open a savings account. The account person asks her how much she would like ...Read More
- Baked Beans Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively ...Read More
- Hard of Hearing Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it? 'No,' the second man repl ...Read More
- Sherlock Holmes and Watson Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. 'Watso ...Read More
- Misunderstanding Paula, a mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter Janet's plane to land. Janet had just come back from abroad trying to find adventure during her ga ...Read More
- He Loves his Mother-in Law Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the h ...Read More
- Happy Little Old Man A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret fo ...Read More
- One legged man you know what you call a one legged man? answer::: pop cicle ...Read More
- Hooters If big boobed women work at hooters where do one legged women work? IHOP ...Read More
- Go give us a donation Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said "It's Mic ...Read More
- Cat on the roof A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat u ...Read More
- Hunting in the jungle Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed. They were the only people who survived. They decided that starting the next morning ...Read More