Funny Computer Jokes

  • Computer Matchmaker (Rating: 2.25) A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activit ...Read More
  • Computer vs Cars (Rating: 5.00) For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), ...Read More
  • Computer Diagnosis (Rating: 4.00) One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer ...Read More
  • Honesty on the Internet (Rating: 5.00) ...Read More
  • INSTALLING A HUSBAND (Rating: 4.50) Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particul ...Read More
  • An Ode to Spelling Checkers (Rating: 3.67) I have a spelling checker It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot see. Eye ran this poem threw it. Your s ...Read More
  • Bill Gates & St. Peter (Rating: 4.12) Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm n ...Read More
  • Nerds are in Season (Rating: 3.43) A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, spots a good place to stop for a beer. As he approaches the bar, and sees a big sign on ...Read More
  • Computer class fun (Rating: 3.88) For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the c ...Read More
  • Don (Rating: 1.75) An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks ...Read More
  • Problems printing yellow (Rating: 4.20) I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve ...Read More
  • Microsoft tech drafted (Rating: 2.50) One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction ...Read More
  • Not another virus (Rating: 3.00) *** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it immediately. Do not open it! It will not only erase everything on your h ...Read More
  • History of the Internet (Rating: 3.00) In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a ...Read More