Funny Irish Jokes

  • Celtic Mortality (Rating: 4.00) What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. ...Read More
  • Fishing (Rating: 4.00) The warden catches Seamus leaving the vicinity of the reservoir with a bucket of fish. "Aha! I've caught you poachin' fish red-handed," says the w ...Read More
  • Need the Mens Room (Rating: 3.00) Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything. Having drunk a pint or two on the flight over, he s ...Read More
  • Can an Irishman Drink? (Rating: 4.00) An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes." Most people just ignore the ...Read More
  • Irish Astronauts (Rating: 4.50) Donncha and MacArthur are preparing to be blasted into space and have just left the mission briefing when one turns to the other and says, 'Mac, where ...Read More
  • Two Irish Mothers (Rating: 3.67) Two Irish mothers, Kate and Lorna were talking about their sons. Kate says, 'My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn ...Read More
  • Ventriloquist (Rating: 4.50) A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in Davy Byrne's pub in Grafton Street, Dublin, when, O'Leary, an irate Irishman stands up shouting, 'You're mak ...Read More
  • Friendly to Irish (Rating: 3.00) Mick and Paddy were walking in Covent Garden in London. It was their first week in the capital and they were a bit naive. 'Lord above Paddy, this ...Read More
  • Job Interview (Rating: 4.00) While being interviewed for a job, the personnel manager said to the Maguire brothers: 'We're going to give you a written examination. Ten questio ...Read More
  • Brains (Rating: 2.67) An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities' brains were for sale for transplant purposes. ...Read More
  • Alcoholic Insect (Rating: 1.00) Three men walk into a bar: a Frenchman, an Italian and an Irishman. Each orders one beer. Three flys fly into the bar and one fly lands in each man's ...Read More
  • tower to pilot (Rating: 3.00) Traffic controller: British Airways what is your hight and position. British Airways: My height is 1000 feet and I'm 300 feet north from the airpo ...Read More
  • Irish man (Rating: 2.75) An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. ...Read More
  • He is extremely drunk (Rating: 2.56) Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he ...Read More
  • Did you know... (Rating: 3.61) An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. ...Read More
  • Hard Working Irish (Rating: 3.06) A passerby watched two Irishmen in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again. "Tell me," said the passerby, "W ...Read More
  • Leprechaun and the Nun (Rating: 3.42) Two leprechauns went to the convent and begged an audience with the mother superior. "Well, how can I help you little people?" asked mother superi ...Read More