Funny Pilot Jokes
- Bad Landing (Rating: 0.00) The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - 'Thanks for flying ...Read More
- First Things First (Rating: 4.46) A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach.
The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final ...Read More
- Turbulence Troubles (Rating: 2.40) A plane was flying through turbulence. Some of the passengers became alarmed at how much the wings were bending in the rough air and one of the flight ...Read More
- Lost and Confused Pilot (Rating: 2.83) A pilot called in and said he was unsure of his position but he had a town in sight. Since we didn't have him on radar, the controller told him to des ...Read More
- Nervous flyers (Rating: 3.00) On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane." He decided to take acti ...Read More
- Heaven and Pilots (Rating: 1.80) Then there's the pilot who dies and goes to heaven; while waiting to check in he notices a large twin coming in high-and-hot to a nearby landing strip ...Read More
- Pilots are pretty high on themselves (Rating: 3.25) What's the difference between God and pilots?
God doesn't think he's a pilot. ...Read More
- Blind pilots (Rating: 4.00) One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.
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