Funny Jokes
- Do you see the peeping Tom in the lineup ma'am? (Rating: 3.33) ...Read More
- Our human is an a$$-hole... (Rating: 2.67) ...Read More
- Mind if I comb over? (Rating: 3.00) ...Read More
- The next time you hear someone say technology is making us antisocial... (Rating: 2.00) ...Read More
- Once again no plans tonight... (Rating: 2.00) ...Read More
- Let's do lunch...U buy (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- She thinks this is a line for treats... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Caught in the act... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- When you can't find your shoes so you just leave the house with whatever shoes under the door... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- If a woman needs this many brushes to put on her face... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- How to catch a cop... (Rating: 5.00) ...Read More
- Geez, what did this guy eat? (Rating: 5.00) ...Read More
- Like a good neighbor... Stay over there (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- On look... Dinner and a show (Rating: 5.00) ...Read More
- I love you, future bacon... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Holy Crap. I'm Batman! (Rating: 5.00) ...Read More
- Check out the Beerd (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Guitar... it does a body good (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Always be yourself... unless you can be Bat Cat, always be Bat Cat (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Nightmare on Aisle 3 (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Do it yourself hot tub... Redneck level: Genius (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Had to pull over and take a picture... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Caution, this sign has sharp edges... (Rating: 2.00) ...Read More
- Balloons are so weird... Happy Birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Definiton of adding insult to injury... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Right. Grab the camera... I'll just wait (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- If you watch Godzilla backwards... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Always open the car door for a girl when you are on a date... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Okay one hug... quick while no one is looking (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Crack-Resistant Cement? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- When you see him... you will laugh (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Jesus was here... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Motivation always helps... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- When you take a selfie to get a pic of the hottie behind you... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- When you're upset... just imagine a T-Rex making a bed (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- When you see it, you will laugh... (Rating: 1.00) ...Read More
- The shadow always tells the truth... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- You had one job... one job! (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- It must be on sale... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- My sex life is like a Ferarri... I don't have a Ferrari (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Carry me to my food... Slave (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I don't understand Candy Crush... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I don't need google. My wife knows everything... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Sometimes you just need... Six hunnit and fiddy dollars (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- When people ask me what I'm doing this weekend... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- There are two kinds of people in the world... You and everyone else (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Should you whip it? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- No pool? No problem! (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I live in da hood... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- What I imagine everyone will do in the end of the world... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Looks like we found a square root... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I woke up early... there was no worm (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Sassy starfish.. disapproves of your shenanigans (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- You're a dog person? Well, there's your problem.... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- How I feel when I try on bathing suits... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- This summarizes my love life... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- We're going to sit here and drink beer until we understand women... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- At a certain age you just don't care what people think... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- How I embarrass my friends at the airport... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- When you're done you can fill my bowl... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Ever talk to someone so stupid that they make you squint? (Rating: 5.00) ...Read More
- Who's the fool now? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Fired on the first day! Just because he put the pants on backwards... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Boss put a webcam outside his office. He has no idea who he's dealing with... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- First time I've ever seen a corner window... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- How many ships could a ship ship ship if a ship ship could ship ships? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Licensed to carry small arms... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- What is behind these well known logos? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Sometimes getting out of bed just ruins the whole day... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- You really dropped the ball on this one... I'll go get it (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Watching a scary movie that's based on a true story... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- ... and this is why roadwork takes months to complete (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Supermodels only.... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Sadly realised... he was in the wrong subway (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- We tricked the new guy into thinking he had to fill up the water fountain... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Betty Crocker Train Cake... Nailed it! (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Who needs straps? I have a Bro! (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Baby on board... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- A strong independent dog... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Redneck bunk bed... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Look sir... Droids (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- The tooth fairy was a little drunk last night... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Maybe there is something to the rumor after all... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- What my guardian angel must look like at times.... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- All my life I've been lied to... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Do you want a head in a jar? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Trying not to fart when you are sitting next to your crush... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- New truck driver is being born... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Canadian Parties... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- When you feel a fart coming... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- How bachelors kill moths (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Rescue a Little Lamb? Have lamb chops (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Sausage and Eggs... Makes Sense (Rating: 3.00) ...Read More
- Darth says if I get a Million Likes... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I have seen things... terrible things... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Nothing says Gangsta like a Hello Kitty phone... (Rating: 5.00) ...Read More
- Of all the utensils invented to eat rice... how did two sticks win? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- How to freak out guests that are sleeping over... (Rating: 5.00) ...Read More
- So, you mean to tell me that Mommy isn't your real name? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- How do you think that he got that crack down there? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Nobody ever listens to me... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Oh I see your problem... your mechanic is 2 years old (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Why men are not allowed to take messages... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- The longer you stare... the more zombies appear (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- And that class is how to keep a woman happy... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- You sleep on the floor tonight human (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Think you can't be fooled? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Day 12 and no one suspects I am an eggplant (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- 1990 versus 2013 (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I don't care how drunk you've got... you've never woken up as Snow White (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Best birth announcement ever... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- What weed? I haven't seen any weed (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I'm glad my pet can't talk... they know too much (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Profile Pic versus Tagged Photo (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- OMG!! Are those for me? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Listening to rock music... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- My dog saw a cat at the drive thru... they were equally confused (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Am I doing it right? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Yeah, I didn't know I could knit either (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I'm not fat... I'm just a little Husky (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- It's cool man... she's 18 (Rating: 1.00) ...Read More
- Good day sir... Welcome to the aquarium (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Nope, don't need to shave yet... my leg hair is bearly noticable (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Do you find this arousing? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- What if human is not my pet... but I is his? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- There... I caught a mouse now go away (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Whoa whoa whoa... I'm going to need to see some ID (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Get out of the way... got important Owl sh*t to do (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- This is what happens when you leave your kids with the dog... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Is Google a Boy or a Girl? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Sit down... the dinner will be ready in a month (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- You have to wake up in 3 hours...the next episode starts in 14 seconds though (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Meanwhile... at Taco Bell (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- We're going to the store... need anything? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I don't think I trust this chair... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Just paying my way through obedience school... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Nice try Satan! (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Greatest mystery of our time... who takes these pictures? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- It's just a dream human... go back to sleep (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Don't worry... I totally got this (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- You said... Everyone would be here :( (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- After the tattoo is done... RUN AWAY! (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- When the Duck Lips are the real thing... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- You have a hand inside you... That explains so many things (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- 1942... When the Duck Face was actually cute (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Do I have a cavity? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I have a feeling that my Guardian Angel often looks like this... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- It's time to stop posting... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Stealth Level 87 (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I know that you have great taste in shoes... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- You had one job, Cat! (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- When I was a pup, I had one toy and it was a stick (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Teachers be like... I'm just gonna wait til it's quiet (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Balance is the key in life... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Drunk Octopus wants to fight! (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- How you know if the cat is trying to kill you... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- They took they're staff photo without him.. So he photoshopped himself in (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I'm taking the cat... Don't try to stop me (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I left a surprise for the next people that redo the carpet... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Beyonce versus Freddy Mercury (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I caught a fish... Me too! (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- No time to explain... Get in (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- How I feel when someone better looking than me is in the same picture... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- The Buttox... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- No seriously, tell me more... You are so interesting (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- You build houses in my woods? I swim in your tiny lakes... (Rating: 3.00) ...Read More
- Invisible spray... Out of stock? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- E.T. is still alive! (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I hope it's an XBOX (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Men are like dogs... They're excited to see you and they have no idea what you're mad at (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Using an eagle as a hang glider isn't normal... Unless you are high on catnip (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Can spot a bird across the yard... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Your eyes are always bigger than your stomach... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I tried to be normal once... Worst two minutes of my life (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I've made a huge mistake... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Oops, excuse me. Where is the toilet? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Mac now supports Windows... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- The dude on the left is being bitten by a vampire... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Just searching for a place to fit in... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Meanwhile in Texas... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Because duck face is too mainstream... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I don't know about you but I smell carrots... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- I saved a lot of money on car insurance... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- All this technology is making us anti-social... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Cat Dad is watching the football game... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Can you spare a square? (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Oh Frank, I'm so glad you're alive! (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Remember to pet your cat responsibly (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Someone is on the naughty list... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- So, if olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made from... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- They look like they're posing for an early 2000's rap album cover (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- 0% Cheaper! What a Deal (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Real men do it in one trip (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Total chick magnet... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Something happened in the kitchen and... I love you so much (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- This isn't what I expected when I bought the tickets... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Look at my fluffy butt... LOOK AT IT! (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Oh Cool, You're here... You're never going to guess what happened (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More
- Some shirts should not be skirts.... (Rating: 0.00) ...Read More