Funny Sports Jokes
- A Fisherman's Tale (Rating: 4.50) Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.
One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.
He stands up, takes off ...Read More
- 10 things in golf that sound dirty (Rating: 4.00) 1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I ca ...Read More
- 10 Reasons Not To Jog (Rating: 5.00) 1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is.
2. The only reason I would ...Read More
- Number One Sport (Rating: 3.00) A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.
The guide told her, "This is our number one sport."
The horrified w ...Read More
- New Bowling Rules (Rating: 3.50) Supplemental Rules for Bowling
If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get ...Read More
- Wayne Gretzky (Rating: 2.75) Wayne Gretzky was asked whether the Canadian Hockey Team would win a gold medal at the winter olympics.
He was quick to respond to the question, "J ...Read More
- Between 6:30 and 6:45 (Rating: 4.00) Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m. on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out of town and they were ta ...Read More
- Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation (Rating: 3.67) Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in th ...Read More
- Tee Shot (Rating: 2.60)
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. ...Read More
- Aggie Accident (Rating: 4.17) There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck.
''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
...Read More
- Yankee Fans (Rating: 2.00) Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to watch their team play the Red Sox. They start making fun of a couple of Red Sox supporters who only ha ...Read More
- Diver Meets Guy Underwater (Rating: 4.50) One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. ...Read More
- Red Sox Humor (Rating: 2.29) Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed ...Read More
- Baseball Heaven? (Rating: 4.00) Baseball Heaven?
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe t ...Read More
- Golf Genie (Rating: 3.71)
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her sh ...Read More
- Golf Fatality (Rating: 1.75) A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies' teebox and gets hit in the head with his drive. She is pronounced D.O.A ...Read More
- Scotsman at a baseball game (Rating: 4.30) A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
The next batter connects ...Read More
- Football player test (Rating: 4.00) A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you f ...Read More