Funny Gas Price Jokes

  • Funny High Gas Price Jokes : One-liners (Rating: 3.67) My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary, so I took her down the street to the Sunoco station. I have my car towed to work bec ...Read More
  • Regular or Premium (Rating: 3.67) When the family car developed a slight knock, the wife asked her husband if he had bought regular or premium gas, but he couldn't remember. "You p ...Read More
  • Gas price comparison (Rating: 4.00) People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were ...Read More
  • The High Price of Gas (Rating: 4.25) Q: What happens after the government takes 35 percent of your paycheck? A: The gas station takes the rest! Q: What does OPEC now stand for? A: ...Read More
  • Need Gas? We take credit cards... (Rating: 4.75) There was a sign at the gas station that said, 'We take Visa, Mastercard, Discover Card, and American Express.' Its true! After I filled up they t ...Read More