Funny Christmas Jokes
- Electric Train (Rating: 5.00) A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She ...Read More
- Tail-Light On Bike (Rating: 4.60) On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Ni ...Read More
- Ten things to say about gifts you don't like (Rating: 2.71) 10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.
9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me ...Read More
- A parent (Rating: 4.00) 'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.
Instructions were studied and we were ins ...Read More
- Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus (Rating: 4.20) 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the h ...Read More
- Enter the Pearly Gates (Rating: 3.00) Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present som ...Read More
- Did Santa Give You That Present? (Rating: 2.75) On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Ni ...Read More
- Signs You Have Had Too Much Holiday Cheer (Rating: 2.58) 1. You strike a match and light your nose.
2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
3. You hear a duck quacking and it's you. ...Read More
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Rating: 3.00) A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said ...Read More
- On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . . (Rating: 4.40) December 14, 2003
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift! I co ...Read More
- Politically Correct Santa (Rating: 3.67) 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to " ...Read More
- A Microsoft Christmas (Rating: 5.00) NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from San ...Read More
- Christmas Jokes for Kids (Rating: 3.33) Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !
Q: If athletes ge ...Read More
- Santa and the FAA Inspector (Rating: 3.00) Santa Claus, upon trudging out to his sleigh for his annual night freight trip around the world, was surprised to find a guy with a shotgun standing n ...Read More
- The new southern santa (Rating: 3.00) A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
Please read the following carefully.
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I ...Read More