Funny Work Jokes

  • Counting Sheep (Rating: 2.67) An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting ...Read More
  • An Organization (Rating: 3.00) An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up...some down. The monkey ...Read More
  • Power Outage (Rating: 4.00) Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meeting ...Read More
  • Quasimodo (Rating: 4.00) After Quasimodo's death, Bishop Thomas of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bi ...Read More
  • How many babies? (Rating: 4.27) Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the fir ...Read More
  • Calling in sick (Rating: 3.07) Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's ...Read More
  • Job interview cheat (Rating: 3.20) Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the s ...Read More
  • Insurance salesman (Rating: 2.40) A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can ...Read More