Down South Bumper Stickers

=> The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

=> I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

=> Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

=> I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

=> WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

=> You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

=> BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

=> I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

=> So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

=> I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

=> Keep honking, I'm reloading.

=> As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

=> I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

=> Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

=> Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.