Talking Horse
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A jogger is running down a country road as a horse yells at him from the paddock:
"Hey mate, come over here!"
The jogger is surprised but runs over to the horse and asks, "Were you talking to me?"
The horse replies, "I was, mate I've got a problem.
I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow, I'm really sick of it.
Why don't you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me.
I'll make you some money, I can still run."
The jogger thought to himself, "a talking horse!"
Dollar signs started appearing in his head.
So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting on the porch.
The jogger says to the farmer, "Hey, I'll give you $5,000 for that old broken down horse you've got in the paddock".
The farmer replies, "Son you can't believe anything that horse says.
He's never been to Kentucky."
"Hey mate, come over here!"
The jogger is surprised but runs over to the horse and asks, "Were you talking to me?"
The horse replies, "I was, mate I've got a problem.
I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow, I'm really sick of it.
Why don't you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me.
I'll make you some money, I can still run."
The jogger thought to himself, "a talking horse!"
Dollar signs started appearing in his head.
So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting on the porch.
The jogger says to the farmer, "Hey, I'll give you $5,000 for that old broken down horse you've got in the paddock".
The farmer replies, "Son you can't believe anything that horse says.
He's never been to Kentucky."