Six Foot Cockroach
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A man is sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rings.
He opens the door, and there is a six-foot tall cockroach that punches him between the eyes and takes off.
The next evening, the man is sitting at home again when the doorbell rings.
When he answers the door, the cockroach is there again.
It punches him, kicks him and karate choppes him and then runs away.
The third evening, well the man is sitting at home again and the doorbell rings.
He opens the door again, and the cockroach leaps at him and stabs him before running away.
Badly injured, the man rings ambulance.
He's rushed to intensive care where they save his life.
When the doctor asks what happened, the man explains about the attacks of the six-foot cockroach, culminating in the near fatal stabbing.
The doctor thinks for a moment and says,
"Yes, there's a nasty bug going around".
He opens the door, and there is a six-foot tall cockroach that punches him between the eyes and takes off.
The next evening, the man is sitting at home again when the doorbell rings.
When he answers the door, the cockroach is there again.
It punches him, kicks him and karate choppes him and then runs away.
The third evening, well the man is sitting at home again and the doorbell rings.
He opens the door again, and the cockroach leaps at him and stabs him before running away.
Badly injured, the man rings ambulance.
He's rushed to intensive care where they save his life.
When the doctor asks what happened, the man explains about the attacks of the six-foot cockroach, culminating in the near fatal stabbing.
The doctor thinks for a moment and says,
"Yes, there's a nasty bug going around".