Idiot Rescue
Misc Joke | Rating:
Once upon a time there two men, Roger and Barry, went cliff climbing.
Suddenly, Roger lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. Barry frantically screamed, "Roger!", and was relieved to hear a faint reply.
"Okay Rodge," shouted Barry, "I'm gonna throw a rope down to you, so wrap it 'round one of your legs and.." but before he could finish, he heard Roger call "But both my legs are broke."
Barry suggested his arms, to which the reply was "They're broken too!"
So finally, Roger held on with his mouth. Barry struggled to pull up the rope, and when he was nearly there, Barry said, "You right there mate?" to which Rodger replied,"YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS........"
Suddenly, Roger lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. Barry frantically screamed, "Roger!", and was relieved to hear a faint reply.
"Okay Rodge," shouted Barry, "I'm gonna throw a rope down to you, so wrap it 'round one of your legs and.." but before he could finish, he heard Roger call "But both my legs are broke."
Barry suggested his arms, to which the reply was "They're broken too!"
So finally, Roger held on with his mouth. Barry struggled to pull up the rope, and when he was nearly there, Barry said, "You right there mate?" to which Rodger replied,"YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS........"